Holi’s evergreen characters in every mohalla Holi celebration

From the over - enthu team and the balloon-pelting gangs to the endless nakhre of those who need a special invite to play Holi, there are some evergreen characters in every mohalla Holi celebration.
The ones who play dirty
Mud-slinging (quite literally) and throwing eggs is seen as a ‘fun’ addition to the mix by some. When and how did this even become an acceptable thing? As if just scrubbing off the gulal isn’t enough work, getting rid of the stench of eggs is a whole other game.But that doesn’t stop these revellers from dragging unsuspecting people into mud pits.
Gone with the bhang
Like gujiya, bhang too, is an essential part of the revelry. But while you can eat gujiya till you drop, not being able to handle yourself after a few rounds of bhang is not a good look. Yeah it’s the one day when you can get high without anyone looking at you with sheer disappointment, but some people act like kisi ne sach mein hawaa mein bhang mila dia. These people are perhaps best described as the Holi version of drunk uncles doing the naagin dance at weddings.
The over-enthu gang
Bura na maano Holi hai is the only defence these people have for coming to your house, without invitation, and dragging you out to play Holi – even while you repeatedly keeping saying no – to ‘share the festive spirit’. From sensitive skin to upcoming exams – no excuse is legit for them to understand that no means no.
The snipers
The snipers usually set up base in their balconies or rooftops. Their speciality – spotting their unsuspecting victims from a distance. From buckets full of water to drums filled with water balloons, the snipers have a wide range of ammo. Whether you are going to work or just taking a stroll, these guys will spare no one.
Mr Takes-off-his-shirt-a-lot
The whole mohalla doesn’t just know this guy’s gym schedule but all his exercises and the number of reps he does, too. And since Delhi doesn’t have any beaches, this dude cannot wait to show off all the work he has put into his body on Holi. After all, think about all the water that will be wasted in taking the stains out of the clothes? He’s not just any stud, he’s an eco-friendly stud.
The snow white
The one mohalla girl who dares to wear white on Holi. Is it a fashion statement, is it a challenge? One shall never know.
The silver ghosts
You know who they are. They start their day by painting themselves with silver or golden colours (mirgaan) eliminating any chance of others colouring them.